OH-AM-JAY OH-AM-JAY OH-AM-JAY
DORA THE EXPLORER couldn't find her BOOTS.
The fat monkey that has been tagging along with her.
But I guess she just has to be like the little mermaid and KISS THE GIRL.
Unlike PHIL COLLINS, the girl won't be IN HER HEART when DORA kisses her.
But, it was just ONCE UPON A DREAM all along.
And A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES...
So DORA LIKES GIRLS 'cause I find that to be pretty wrong.
I don't know about you, but I find girls dating girls pretty wrong.
But I guess she's like Meg in Hercules, SHE WON'T SAY SHE'S IN LOVE.
Like beauty and the beast, she'll go RIGHT BACK WHERE SHE STARTED FROM when she looks through DIEGO'S eyes because, she'll get spasmatic effects 'cause just like bear grylls, Diego has to eat an insect patty every 2 day just for nutrition.
And that gives him the freshest breath that anyone could possibly have.
R.I.P. DORA!
OH I SEE LITTLE MERMAID JUMPING OUT OF THE WATER OH SO GRACEFULLY
Little mermaid! Watch out, there's a boulder in front of you... never mind.


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